Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Trump closes in on an alien running mate! by Helena Ligthart, Adalyn Raney, Miriam Shteyman

Trump seeks new running mate in the 2016 election, and his top choices are: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie, Indiana Governor Mike Pence, former House speaker Newt Gingrich, and P’Lunka, the twice-removed cousin of P’Lod the alien, and Trump, after much deliberation, chooses P’Lunka. 

According to Trump she is the best candidate for the job and “will make America great again!”

Not all are satisfied with his decision, for example Hillary Clinton thinks that his decision is inappropriate, considering her previous relationship with P’Lod.

The other senators that were considered for the position think that it is unconstitutional that Trump would choose an extraterrestrial for his running mate, they all are chose to sue him because of his actions even though P’Lunka was born in the United States.

The American people are unsure what the outcome will be at the final election, but approve for the most part of his running mate.

They think that having an extraterrestrial in office will help bond the two species and will avoid conflict in the years to come.

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