Thursday, July 14, 2016

Today we have interviewed a student from Robin Wood Elementary named Plara Karson by Adella Mulawarman

We decided to test how smart she was and how students learn here at Robin Wood. We asked that she was a kitchen appliance, what would she choose? She didn’t answer and instead said she didn’t know. We are guessing she has poor thinking and can’t even name a kitchen appliance. Ms. Karson told us her favorite food is Chicken Alfredo, because it tastes like chicken with Alfredo sause! Plara apparently doesn’t know how to describe things, in which we are disappointed. She also has a strange mind, as we tell you viewers now. She said she wouldn’t want to be a water bottle, and that she knows the muffin man. Yes, the muffin man from the nursery rhyme. Preschooler? NO. Ms. Karson is a soon to be 5th grader.
She told us that if we asked her to choose between pens and pencils, or markers and coloring pencils, she couldn’t tell us in fear of being tracked down. Is this girl paranormal? And is all the Robin Wood students like this, or is Ms. Plara Karson just insane?
That’s Today’s Report!

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