Person 1:”Welcome to the apple factory where fresh apple juice is made.
Person 3: “In this factory we harvest and peel our apples. We also add 100% apple.”
Person 2: “As you can see our apples are freshly picked from the apple farm and they are Minnesota harvested.”
Person 3: (Glug) “This apple juice is amazing. Plus it tastes a lot like apples, so people that don’t have teeth can have apples without chewing.
Person 2: “THANK YOU CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!”
Person 3: “only ninety nine cents a pound, Wow, thats low.
Person 1: Shipping is 9.99
Person 2: Our apple juice is made without pulp for all of you non-pulp eaters.
Person 1: Side effects may include Tuberculosis, Polio, cancer, Cholera, diabetes, and Acne
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